LONASE: THE LEAGUE OF NON ASS SUCKING EMPLOYEES.....
Yes, you too can be Suck-sessful!! Take the following pledge:
I____, solemnly swear, to never suck ass,to always tell it like it is, and to never eat the sh*t sandwich. I will never suck or be sucked by any sniveling, brown nosing, ass sucking puke, so help me God. Amen.
Take this pledge and you will be rendered "unsuckable" by your employees and fellow coworkers. Live the Dream.
DON'T WANT TO WAIT? ORDER YOUR LONASE TSHIRT AT COST
....Cotton blend, heather grey with white lettering. Available in Large, XLarge and XXLarge. Get some for your whole staff at work, and while your at it, get one for the BOSS. Because an unsuckable boss always has loyalty that lasts!
Paypal only, this covers cost of the shirts/printing/trademark and shipping at 3.00 per shirt.. Theres only 125 shirts avail, so get urs.. Shipping is included at 3.00 per shirt. Order yours and then send us a pic of you in your Member Shirt and we'll post you on this site and our FB page at https://www.facebook.com/pages/LONASE-The-League-Of-Non-Ass-Sucking-Employees/276013412444465?ref=hl
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1. the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
2. a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule.
3. a literary genre comprising such compositions.